****WELCOME TO MY PROFILE****
-What is up you crazy hooligans, and I would like to welcome you to my secret lair....well not so secret anymore. I will say this only once, I'm furiously patriotic to my homeland "Mexico!", so please don't insult it or else I will destroy you with my burro! But don't get me wrong, but I too love the United States of America and a proud 'Murican!
-So now that you know about my nationality, let me just say that I as a person can either be a friendly guy, that would talk to you, advice, or even comfort you. Or I can become a complete a-hole that only seeks to make your life as miserable as possible...so please don't be a jerk or annoying or stupid to me or else....so no pressure!
-And one more thing before you get to know more about me, don't be scared by me and let us have a nice conversation!
Commissions!!!!What is up my compadres, as in for today your beloved Mexican friend has establish his own little business! But rest assure that my prices would be consider fair and square, so don't feel the pressure of getting points for over-exaggerated prices! So before WE could move on with our prices, you must understand that I could reject some commissions...so is not you but rather its because of me :3
It is for my premium membership....I know it is a lot to ask but I really do want to have one! So please donate your points!